I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
