chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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