At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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