How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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