I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You are the jesus of drinking
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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