ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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