its not stalking. its research.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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