i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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