apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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