Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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