Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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