I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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