I don't usually arrange sex via text message
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
time to smoke my breakfast
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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