A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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