Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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