it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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