good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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