Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
That accounts for only three of the penises
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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