You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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