Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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