We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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