I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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