Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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