I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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