How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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