i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize