Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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