Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
a search helicopter?!
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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