I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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