I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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