We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I am naked and annoyed.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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