if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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