I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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