you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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