I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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