i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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