I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
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I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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