I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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