I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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