I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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