Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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