from now on my penis is your penis
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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