if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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