Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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