i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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