Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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