Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I have fence marks all over my body
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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