Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
