we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Found your dick twin last night
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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