my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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