Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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