a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Randomize
