let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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