I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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